Doing things I'm not supposed to do

My sister Elvis and I took a little nap on our mother's pink crinoline.  Black and pink are so pretty together.

Office Assistant

My mother says that good help is hard to find.  I beg to differ!

My Yellow Brother Jr

One of my brothers who lives outside likes to look at me through the screen in the window.  He wants to come in and visit me but I'm reluctant.  I try to ignore him as much as possible because if he comes in, it takes attention away from me and I don't like that.  It's all about me and everyone needs to be aware of that.

A day in my life

I'm being neglected!

My mother hasn't been giving me the attention lately that I so deserve.  All day yesterday she was cleaning out her office and when I try to help her.....walking on the computer....laying in a box of lace....chewing on the pencils.....walking through the glitter......she tells me that I have to stop what I'm doing.  It's not fair.  I may have to move.

We love it loud

My big brother Boo and I had to supervise the moving of the bass cabinet.  We must explore every inch and every item that gets moved and placed in a new location. 

Beautiful boy

The other night my mother was working late on a project and she laid this crinoline on the floor.  It was too fluffy to resist.  It made a great spot to take a power nap.  Later I started to remind her of the time, she was dragging her feet on the evening meal.  That's most important.

I'll give you three guesses

If you guessed that Oscar Doyle came to visit me, you'd be correct.  That's the ONLY time I'll be forced to wear a stinkin' tshirt! 

This tshirt exhausts me.

And here's the reason why I have to wear it.  He looks all innocent but he's not.  He forces me to slap him.

See, he's looking up to the bed where I'm at to see if he can jump up and harrass me.  His mother scolded him and told him to stay off the bed.  I laughed.

The pink tshirt is humiliating!

I'm not wearing this stupid tshirt just because I'm cute in it...although I am.  My grandmother's dog came over last night and the only way I don't attack him when we're around each other is for me to put on a sweater or tshirt.  It really cramps my style. 

Spring is in the air

I love it when my mother opens windows because there are just so many things for a cat to see.  I love the sound of birdies chirping.  Makes my mouth water.

My dog sister Polly Mae thinks she sees things in the neighbors yards.  Then my big brother Boo had to get in on it too.  Can't I have any privacy?

King Huey strikes another cute pose

Right now I'm actually chasing my big brother Boo Boo around the house but when this pic was taken, I was being a little kitty angel.  It's amazing how I can switch from being an angel to a little black devil in seconds. 

New toy

My mother bought my dog sister a new toy.  I decided I wanted to play with it.  Really wasn't that exciting.  Actually it stinks like dog slobber.  So I found one of my mother's hair thingys and played with that instead.  I love to carry it around in my mouth.  I know..I'm cute.

I was a bad, bad boy.

I figured I better post a cute picture of myself as I prepare to tell a story that isn't very nice.  Last night my parents were in the living room and they kept hearing my brother Boo Boo meowing funny...like he had a toy in his mouth.  Around here we call it "deep meowing."  Comes from the throat...  Anyway, this kept going on for several minutes so my father decided to get up and see what all the racket was all about.  What he was about to encounter ranks right up there with one of the worst sights imaginable.  Earlier in the evening I had been accidentally shut in the guest bedroom.  I was attempting to dig my way out from under the door and in the process, tore up a huge chunk of carpet.  My father was NOT happy.  He yelled down to my mother, she ran upstairs and started looking the situation over.  It's pretty bad so we'll have to have it repaired.  But in my defense, I couldn't help myself.  I was separated from my family and wanted out.  I'm not much in to solitary confinement.  My dirty fingernails got me in trouble.   But my mother told me it wasn't my fault.  My father isn't convinced.

The good life!

It always makes me happy when I can find a patch of sun to stretch out in.  Here are some other things that make me happy:  din din time, when my mother plays toys with me, when I can stalk my cat brother and sister and jump on my dog sister.  Some things that make me unhappy:  being forced to "love," when my mother is late with my din din, and when I get in trouble, which isn't often.  My punishment is usually my mother squeezing me and kissing me.  Yuck.  I only love when I want to.

Helllooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Look closely under the grill.  That's Ringo, one of my outside cat brothers.  I was trying desperately to get his attention by scratching on the door.  He was ignoring me....he'll pay for that.  My father threatens that he's going to open the door for me to go out someday.  My mother frowns upon that idea.  I think it would be fun.  Actually, I did get outside one time and explored around my house.  My mother didn't find that funny.

King Huey rules!

My mother was able to get a much better picture of me with my Valentine crown on.  Some days I don't want to be messed with and other days I give in to her.  I can be fickle because I'm King Huey.

Keep it clean

My mother has been down with a cold for the last few days so she hasn't been able to help me blog.  So, since I couldn't blog I decided to groom.  Also, if the truth be told, she hasn't been very good to me since she has been sick.  I'm not getting the attention that I deserve and she's late with the morning treats.  I RULE HER LIFE.  She knows I'm demanding and I have very high standards.  I expect my evening meal and my morning treats with very little variance.  And this simply hasn't been happening for the last few days.  I'll get even.  I better go so I can think of what I might do to annoy her.

My grandmother's birthday party

Today was my grandmother's birthday.  My mother had a little party for her and I decided that people needed to pay attention to me.  So I stretched out in the living room and then got between David and Brenda so I could get some pet-time.  I'm pretty special and everybody loves me.

Very unhappy

I only purr when I want to....and I don't want to right now.

Big Brother Boo

This is my big brother Boo Boo.  He has one of our toys wrapped around him like a scarf.  He has been sick this week with a runny nose, watery eye and sneezes.  I've been disinfecting.  I don't want to catch his cold.  My mother put him on the "pink" medicine.  He's getting better.  I've been pretty good to him.  Instead of fighting with him, I've turned my attention to my big sister Elvis.  I sat on her head yesterday.  My grandmother witnessed it.  My mother doesn't make these things up....I'm really this bad.

It's true.....

It's Friday and I rule......need I say more?

Love the smell of birdies in the spring

Here I am with my big sister Elvis.  Mother opened the door so we could smell the fresh air through the screen.  Elvis and I found something that smelled very yummy.  She was in my way.

Love my toys

Playing with my feather wand.  I like to wash it and rip the feathers out.  My mother thinks I'm cute when I play with this, I think it's a birdy.

I'm being a good boy!

I'm being such a good boy today, except for the time that I attacked my mother's vintage wedding dress that she was listing on Etsy.com.  I got a spanking for that.  I considered calling the ASPCA but remembered that my paws don't work that way.

Happy Valentine's Day from Mr. Charming

Well, it's Valentine's Day...big deal.  My mother made this stupid mixed media crown for me.  I don't know what makes her think that I want to wear something like this.

She tricked me into the bedroom and attempted to put the crown on my head to take a picture.  I was having NONE of that.  She finally got the hint and gave up.  Smart woman.

Then, she caught me while I was trying to nap.

I gave up and let her put it on me.  Hope she got her kicks because I think when I wake up I'll tear it to shreds.  Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day.